toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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