i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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