His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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