At least make sure they are 18
Why
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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