I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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