All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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