Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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