Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's rum buckets o'clock
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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