Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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