What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize