i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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