oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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