If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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