i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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