why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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