He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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