Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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