id be glad to
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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