windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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