I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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