nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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