There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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