Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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