i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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