just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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