Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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