Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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