Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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