I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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