playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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