But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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