I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Its about making memories worth repressing
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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