the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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