dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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