as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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