sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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