He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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