Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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