did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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