im holly from the hills drunk
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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