I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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