Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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