Whod you bang
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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