Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i need some magic done to my vagina
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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