I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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