i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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