I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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