it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Congratulations! We have a period
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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