I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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