O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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